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RECEIPTS

Case #0003030

Summoned

The People

v.

Thinks Blizzard makes good games

Zane v. Rick/Gaming/Filed Sep 25, 2026

Plays Diablo non-stop and refuses to play anything else

Plaintiff

Zane@soul

He only plays Diablo, and calls anyone "gay" who says the game sucks. But we all know, deep down, he knows the game sucks and is just too broke to get better games. He also sucks at Diablo and has to use exploits, so he should be banned by Blizzard.

Defense

Rick

The defendant has not appeared.

The defendant has not appeared.

Rick has been summoned. They have one chance to answer. Judgment has not been entered.

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